BREEDERS

Director: Paul Matthews

Starring: Samantha Janus, Todd Jensen, Kadamba Simmons, Oliver Tobias

This laughably inept British movie is set in Boston, where a meteorite has crashed onto the local college campus, releasing an alien creature hell-bent on finding a mate. Cue lots of slime, dodgy make-up, and wild overacting. Only fans of Game On’s Samantha Janus, here sporting an American accent in danger of being outlawed by the Geneva Convention, should apply. Digital Entertainment’s DVD is merely adequate, but does, at least, save you from scanning through to the best bits: they’ve thoughtfully provided a chapter titled “Women In Shower”…